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deanmellark:

Dave Franco being the cutest magician ever.

(via oddscisaac)

11 hours ago
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talkmagically:

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

I’m already an adult and I have no money.

(via deanwinchassterr)

11 hours ago
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My lower stomach is hurting so much right now for the past hour and half someone send help

1 day ago
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lopmon:

OMFG I JUS TYELLED IN CLASS

lopmon:

OMFG I JUS TYELLED IN CLASS

(Source: itscarts, via oddscisaac)

11 hours ago
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desirethepositive:

I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily

like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”

and they all have shots of tequila in them

who wants to be my business partner

(via thisismysoliloquy)

1 day ago
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During Ramadan:

*puts food between teeth*

It’s a metaphor.

1 day ago
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http://thepacificrimjob.tumblr.com/post/83372907308/stupidswampwitch-masooood-safeidgul-why

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

2 days ago
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